Penguin-Approved: Washeen™ Survives Antarctica’s Coldest Sock Crisis

In a shocking twist of fate, a scientific expedition to Antarctica accidentally left their Washeen behind. A nearby penguin colony discovered the device and began washing their pebble-collecting scarves and mating-season tuxedo bibs. Bonus: Washeen’s ultra-quiet motor didn’t disturb a single nap. Cold-tested. Penguin-approved.